They see me rollin'

We have all heard of joyriding, and most of us will have seen the burning, charred wreck of a vehicle left behind after drunken revellers have departed to continue their shallow, pointless existence. 

But I for one have not heard of someone joyriding an animal. 

Now, I should quickly note that there is no sexual implications to this particular story, but one 53 year old woman, Ana Gloria Garcia of Florida, indulged herself by joyriding a manatee. 

Yes, a manatee.

This would all no doubt have been fun and games if pictures had not emerged of Mz Garcia in the act, so to speak, apparently contravening state law not to "annoy, molest, harass or disturb" the animals.

She quickly turned herself in for justice to be done upon her, claiming to have been unaware of the law given her recent move to the area. 

Leaving one manatee deeply, deeply scarred by his/her emotional ordeal.

You can read the full story here.