People are idiots.
This is something that I believe wholeheartedly, so it seems fitting that my first blog post is concerned with a man who married a pillow.
At first glance this story might appear to be an elaborate practical joke, or even a dimly remembered result of severe intoxication (after all, what happens in Seoul stays in Seoul). However, Lee Jin-gyu, the 28 year old Korean man in question, is far from joking; indeed he is displaying the exact level of irritating stupidity that seems to be plaguing humanity.
Some people would think the very idea of marrying a pillow absurd, but, as Lee Jin-gyu would assert, this pillow has the picture of an anime character emblazoned on it. Which makes everything alright.
The star-crossed lovers were married in a rather one-sided private ceremony, presided over by a local vicar; who apparently saw nothing wrong with allowing this strange man to wed a living room ornament. Not content with the bizarre nature of this event, the pillow was given a wedding dress, as you can see below.
According to interested local parties, the happy newlyweds are often seen together around the local area, in parks of theme parks, even attending restaurants, where the pillow is given its own seat and meal. So, if you ever wonder why there are food shortages across the globe, it's because someone is feeding a pillow in Korea.
This man is a lonely fool, who should probably submit himself for in depth psychological analysis, or at the very least a IQ test. Having said that, at least this marital arrangement ensures that, for the time being, the world is safe from one sad Korean man trying to procreate.
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